It's time again for Not Me Monday!
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1) I did not stop at Target because I "needed" something which made me almost miss my daughter in the Homecoming parade..What kind of Mom would do that?
2) I did not push down innocent children to get to the packages of Smarties being thrown from innocent children during the parade....I'm on a diet people!
3) I did not eat to much food at our annual Fall family get together..again, I'm on a diet people!
4) I did not let my daughter skip taking a shower two nights in row...because that would be disgusting!
5) I also did not let her wear jeans from the dirty clothes....who would do that??!
6) I did not get the kids McDonalds two nights in a row because I was to tired to fix dinner...that would be so wrong and unhealthy!
7) I did not gab through most of my daughters basketball game with the other moms...that would be so rude.
I can guarantee there are more but this is all I can think of at the moment...Hope you all had a fabulous weekend!
Keli
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Keli, I love reading these...they are fun! I love smarties too. Shoot, I love any kind of candy!
ReplyDeleteDid you grab my butt???
LOL, couldn't resist one more Night at the Roxbury reference...
Cracking me up Scrappy Girl!
ReplyDeleteIs that a mirror in your pocket??
LOL!!!
#4 & #5 - EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteoh, and #7 - YOU? TALK? NEVER!!!!
Ok, I don't feel so bad about making my kids wear clothes yesterday from the dirty pile.
ReplyDeleteI checked to make sure they smelled ok and there were no stains, does that count as being an ok Mom??
I would totally claim to be that person, it is FAR better than the "me I have't been." Happy Monday@
ReplyDeleteBasketball already? Our season does not start until November 6th. Not soon enough for me..
ReplyDeleteWe had our county parade a couple of weeks ago and I was eyeballing the other kids around to make sure "my" babies got there fair share of candy!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, loved them all.
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed week.
I am the poster child for #7.....and they always call me out on it, "Did you see that play where I......." Oh, yeah. I saw it all. In perfect detail! Funny post!
ReplyDeleteGosh! I'm late!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
You ARE the perfect mom!
I don't let me kids wear clothes out of the "dirty" hamper regularly...
ReplyDeleteLove these! You are so funny! Thanks for the laugh! I just started this Meme this week. It has been a riot.
ReplyDeleteOH snap these were funny. Seriously Laughed Out Loud!! Listen, its anyones game at the parade. I love that you can pocket tons of treats and noone is keeping track of how many you have. Your own little pile of booty to enjoy. Too bad mine is always gone within the day... sigh. Sadly, I am NOT on a diet.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
:)
Amie
This is a brilliant concept for a post, Keli! LOL I particularly enjoyed the Smarties one!
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