1. I did not sit and blog while my daughter read her book...I should have been listening!
2. I did not pull up to my house only to find 8 kids playing with a giant beach ball....I did not enjoy hearing the laughter....(it's music to my ears!)
3. I did not sit at Maeci's game and see a man in white shorts, yes WHITE SEE THRU shorts, with shaved (smooth as a babies butt!), legs and a THONG...and he was not in his sixty's...ewwwwww
4. And I did not take take a picture of said man in thong...why would anyone do that??
5. I did not dance to Shake Your Groove Thing at a wedding reception Saturday night...ppfftt...that would be plain silly.
6. I also did not dance for 4 hours shaking my very OWN groove thing!
7. I did not stop and get coffee this morning because I was dozing while driving.
8. I also did not THINK about pulling over and sleeping in the Target parking lot.
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Omgosh...a thong & white shorts on a man? Are you kidding me? Did you totally not take a picture of it just to have proof? Too funny!
ReplyDeleteWhere's our proof?!?! We want to be grossly amused too!!!
ReplyDeleteWordless Wednesday girls! You will have to wait!
ReplyDeleteoh...no...he....di'int.....
ReplyDeleteyou are kidding me!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
i dont think i can wait til wednesday!! or maybe i can! but i don't want to! is that wrong?!
Can't wait to see that picture. You are too funny. I can't live without my coffee.
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed day.
And why did you not *not* post the picture of the man in the white shorts???
ReplyDeleteYou always have such cute things on here- I have to pick up my pace alittle- and quit gripen' about not finding anything cute for my blog!
ReplyDeleteoh the image that created... ummm yeah not pretty!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait til Wednesday now! LOL! I bet it was like a traffic accident...ya just couldn't quit looking. AHhhhhh! So funny!
ReplyDeleteIt is SO fun to shake your groove thang...I shook mine at Manga Dork's party! I loved every minute of it!
I want to see that picture! LOl! I shook my groove thing this weekend too at my class reunion! It was so much fun!
ReplyDeleteOh the joy of shakin' your groove thing! I can see it now....I'm feelin' the beat! And can't wait for Wordless Wednesday now!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I can't believe #3 and #4!!!! I would have been laughing so hard after seeing that, I might have peed my pants. Then you know what I so would have taken a picture just like you did.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait till Wednesday to see this sight!!!
I so wanna see that picture no fair we have to wait! That is just plain MEAN! How bout Wordless Tuesday instead? And I so had 3 cups of coffee and a Mountain Dew today...Vegas killed me.
ReplyDeletei wrote your blog down and will check back on Wed. ewwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteToo gross Tuesday would work too.
I just hope my picture does the mans thong justice! tee hee
ReplyDeleteThat image in me head of the man in white shorts is seriously GROSSING ME OUT! Please post it as soon as possible : ). Hope your week is happy!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you didn't do any of those things! Especially see a man like that! That would have been awful to see!
ReplyDeleteI DIDN'T decide to read NOT ME MONDAY posts instead of deal with my messy house... nope that would be irresponsible... NOT ME!!
you have more will power than I! For the sake of blogging I would have had my camera out taking all types of poses and begging my kids or anyone to go stand and have me pretend I was taking their picture while I was just kidding mr. whitepants in the background! LOL,
ReplyDeleteyeah, mean, but sometimes I roll like that!
I love this post and can't wait to see the pic of the guy in white shorts and a thong;)
ReplyDeleteDoes Dad know that his shorts are see through? Gross!
ReplyDeleteOh, mah sides, mah sides...
Uh...that might have been my dad....KIDDING!!! Seriously, That is Hi- stare-ical!
ReplyDeleteI can not stop thinking about that horrible visual..thanks! Now I won't sleep tonight!!! HA
i want to see the thong picture!!
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