We met about a month ago at a well lit dealership (cuz you know you shouldn't meet for the first time in a quiet area)...my husband was with me so I had to be discreet. It was crowded but our eyes met over all the other cars and BAM..... it was love at first sight...sigh.....a little black stallion tried to get in his way, but RED was persistent, I just couldn't tear my eyes away.
So, I headed back the next day, alone, to sign papers and bring him home to momma! He has nothing but my best interests at heart. He's nothing fancy by any means (my kinda guy) but he's got this fabulous bright shiny red hot suit on (that's the way I roll), sunroof, Sirius satellite radio, Ipod jack, and he can zip around town like nobody's bidness.....AND get this.... he's getting 32.8 mpg!! GET OUTTA TOWN YOU SAY.....What???? 32.8 mpg!!! Scuze me? 32.8 mpg!!! One more time y'all....32.8 mpg!!! Go BIG RED!!
Here he is, RED, in all his badness....
Look at him, Isn't he lovely, Isn't he wonderful, Isn't he precious, Less than 5 weeks old, I never thought true love would be, Making one as lovely as he, But isn't he lovely made from love....Can I get a woot woot????!!!!
You SNL Spartan Cheerleader fans will appreciate this cheer..of course I changed some words...
P.R.E.T.T.Y You ain't got no alibi!
You're pretty! Hey, hey you're pretty! Woo!
R.E.D You can't take my R.E.D. away!
You're pretty! Hey, hey you're pretty! Woo!
Go Ford!
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