Tuesday, September 16, 2008
See this girl - she wears me out! (but you know I love her!)
The Celeb and I went to bed last night at 8:30...I'm not sure what's been going on with me but I have been overly tired these days. Maybe it's my age creeping up on me..or maybe it's because Mr. Mom has the windows open, the ceiling fan and the floor fan blowing frigid air all around us and I can't sleep.....I don't know. I love to cuddle up in bed and watch tv and that's just what we did last night..EARLY. So...you would think that I would be rested today...but NOOOO...I'm not. I got up at 6:00 a.m. still feeling groggy and blah...got The Celeb up at 6:15. Once she's up, there is no alone time in the bathroom, even if she is ready she sits on the toilet and stares at me and the fun begins....
#1 Celeb - Your wearing green eyeshadow? Me - yes
#2 Celeb - You don't have anything green on...Me - it's ok, my eyes are green
#3 Me - You need to brush your hair....Celeb - Just put it up in a messy bun..Me - You still need to brush it.
#4 Celeb - Don't you think my sleeves are to short? Me - no they look fine. Celeb - Mom, look at them, you know how I like them. Me - Ok, just get something to wear.
#5 Celeb - What shoes do you want me to wear. Me - it doesn't matter.
#6 Me - Did you brush your teeth? Celeb - Not yet. Me - Go do that while I finish my hair.
#7 Celeb - My hair keeps falling out of the headband. Me - Get me two bobby pins and I'll fix it. Celeb - I don't want to go back upstairs. Me - Then don't complain. Celeb - Fine, I'll just wear it down. Me - No you won't. Celeb (she's gone for a few min. and comes back with it all fixed up) I just got a thicker headband, it's fine now. Sigh....anything to win.
Now we head downstairs -
#8 Me - I'll finish my makeup downstairs, we have to get your lunch packed. Celeb - And I need breakfast.
#9 Me - Go ahead a get your lunch started and I'll put the spaghettio's in the microwave. Celeb - Make sure you open the ones with The Cars noodles, cuz yesterday you fixed the wrong ones. (does it really matter?) Abby's mom makes her Ramen noodles for her lunch. Me - well her mom obviously has time for that, I don't. Celeb - I'm just sayin....
#10 Me - Finally we are ready with 15 min to spare, I think I'll finish my makeup now.
#11 Celeb - Do you wish your bedroom was down here. Me - No. Celeb - Do you wish Jacob's room was downstairs. Me - No, I like all the bedrooms to be upstairs where they are cuz no one can see when they are messy (of course MY house is NEVER messy). Celeb - Then we could just shut all the doors.
#12 Me - I'm finishing my makeup. Celeb - (she's looking at me intensely) Mom, What's a unibrow?? Is she kidding me with this???!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A UNIBROW!
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