I love Not Me Mondays! Check out MckMama's blog and you will see links to 100's of Not Me's!
1. I did not sit and blog while my daughter read her book...I should have been listening!
2. I did not pull up to my house only to find 8 kids playing with a giant beach ball....I did not enjoy hearing the laughter....(it's music to my ears!)
3. I did not sit at Maeci's game and see a man in white shorts, yes WHITE SEE THRU shorts, with shaved (smooth as a babies butt!), legs and a THONG...and he was not in his sixty's...ewwwwww
4. And I did not take take a picture of said man in thong...why would anyone do that??
5. I did not dance to Shake Your Groove Thing at a wedding reception Saturday night...ppfftt...that would be plain silly.
6. I also did not dance for 4 hours shaking my very OWN groove thing!
7. I did not stop and get coffee this morning because I was dozing while driving.
8. I also did not THINK about pulling over and sleeping in the Target parking lot.